Where do babies come from?
I asked my father where babies come from.
He says you download them from theInternet.
An Essential .Correction
Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash Your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.
Walter: What was it?
Walter: Wrong, teacher. That was yesterday.
I Don't Feel Like Getting into an Argument
"Gerald," asked the teacher, "what is the shape of the earth?"
"It's round," answered Gerald.
"How do you know it's round?"
continued the teacher.
"All right, it's square then," he replied,
" I really don't feel like getting into an argument about it!"
Who Should be Given the Present?
A father of five came home with a toy,summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present, "Who is the most obedient, never talks back to mother and does everything he or she is told?" he inquired. There was silence and then a chores of voices .. "You play with it, Daddy!"