Jokes
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  Where do babies come from?
  小孩从哪里来?
  I asked my father where babies come from.
  He says you download them from theInternet.
  我问爸爸小孩是从哪里来的,他说是从网上下载的。
  An Essential .Correction
  实质性的纠正
  Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash Your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.
  Walter: What was it?
  Teacher: Eggs.
  Walter: Wrong, teacher. That was yesterday.
  老师:沃尔特,你为什么不洗脸?我看得出你今天早饭吃了什么。
  沃尔特:我吃了什么?
  老师:鸡蛋。
  沃尔特:错了,老师。那是昨天吃的。
  I Don't Feel Like Getting into an Argument
  我不想争论
  "Gerald," asked the teacher, "what is the shape of the earth?"
  "It's round," answered Gerald.
  "How do you know it's round?"
  continued the teacher.
   "All right, it's square then," he replied,
  " I really don't feel like getting into an argument about it!"
  “杰拉尔德,”老师说,“地球是什么形状的?”
  “是圆形的,”杰拉尔德回答。
  “你怎么知道是圆的?”老师继续问。
  “好,那就是方的吧,”他回答说。“我真的不想和您争论这件事!”
  Who Should be Given the Present?
  礼物该给谁?
  A father of five came home with a toy,summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present, "Who is the most obedient, never talks back to mother and does everything he or she is told?" he inquired. There was silence and then a chores of voices .. "You play with it, Daddy!"
  一个有五个孩子的父亲带着一件玩具回到家里,把孩子们召集来问这件礼物应该给谁。“谁最听话,从不和妈妈顶嘴,让干什么就干什么?”他问道。
  大家都不吭声。过了一会儿,孩子们异口同声地说:“爸爸,您玩儿吧。”

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