Mary：Hey，Tom，aren?蒺t you coming out to play？
Tom：No，I have to stay in and help my father with my homework.
Mother：We should never defer（推迟） until tomorrow what we can do today，should we？
Daughter：Then，Mother，we had better eat the rest of the pie today，hadn?蒺t we？
Father：Sonny，did you pick up my suit from the tailor（裁缝）？
Son：He refused to give it to me without the money，Pop.
Father：Didn?蒺t you tell him I thought you were too young to carry money？
Son：Yeah，but he said he?蒺ll keep the suit until I get bigger.
Mum：There?蒺re two apples in the fridge（冰箱）. You can take one of them.
Mum：Which apple will you eat？
Son：I?蒺ll eat the small one.
Mum：Good boy. Who will have the big one？
Son：I?蒺ve eaten it.
Tom：We?蒺ll have some visitors tomorrow？
Bob：How do you know？
Tom：The headmaster has come to see us clean the classroom.
Mother：Tom，John is a bad boy. Don?蒺t play with him.
Tom：Well，am I a good boy？
Mother：Certainly you are.
Tom：Can John play with me？
Dad：Well done，Jack!The window panes（玻璃） are so clean. Did you use soap and water as I had told you？
Jack：No，dad. I used a hammer.
Mother：Tom，your handwriting is really so bad that I can?蒺t read it at all.
Tom：That?蒺s great!If you can?蒺t read it，my teacher can?蒺t，either. And then she won?蒺t find out how bad my spelling is!
Daughter：Water must be very expensive，dad.
Dad：Why do you think so？
Daughter：I spattered（洒） some water over the carpet（地毯） this morning，and Mum was very angry.
Teacher：When did you get up in the summer holiday？
Boy：I got up when the first ray of the sun pierces（射入） through my window.
Teacher：Wasn?蒺t it too early？
Boy：Oh，my window faces west.
Jack：Tom?蒺s wife thought she was too fat and she rode a horse every day for a month.
Fred：So she got thinner a month later？
Jack：No，not she，but the horse lost 40 Kg.
Wife：You look so tired!
Husband：Our plane had motor trouble，so we passengers all got out and pushed.